Him, in a group chat:
We have a new issue that we absolutely need you <@ Wallflower> to review today and give assessment or cost is $xxxxxx. Documentation of issue attached for your review.

Me: I cannot open the file. I do not have access.

Him: Try now, I just shared.

<I open it>

Me: This is not ready for my review, there is no content in this. (Mumbles "garbage")

Him: Yes, we are still working on it.

Me: Reach out when it's ready for me.

Others: <begin discussing the things they need to do in group chat that is repeatedly pinging my computer, as IF I care this much>

Me: I'm going to leave this chat so that I am not distracted from work I need to do. <Leaves chat, like an old school phone conversation>

Me: <picks up smartphone to type to fedi friends..."I work with stupid people...">