May we present: Clit-mas pressies for the discerning muff-lover in your life. Give them a gift which will put a (vertical) smile on their face. International dates for delivery before Christmas are approaching, so *snatch* these goodies up now... https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas

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]]>https://bbs.spacc.eu.org/new/post/https://masto.ai/users/vagina_museum/statuses/115650806294914474https://bbs.spacc.eu.org/new/post/https://masto.ai/users/vagina_museum/statuses/115650806294914474Tue, 02 Dec 2025 16:00:58 GMTYou have no gift to bring, front-bum-a-front-bum? Sometimes people are difficult to buy for. Get them a gift card, and they can pick whatever they like. https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas/products/gift-card

]]>https://bbs.spacc.eu.org/new/post/https://masto.ai/users/vagina_museum/statuses/115650781787123982https://bbs.spacc.eu.org/new/post/https://masto.ai/users/vagina_museum/statuses/115650781787123982Tue, 02 Dec 2025 15:54:44 GMTGlad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We all love a funny rude word. And coasters are exceptionally useful for protecting your coffee table. Combine them both, and look - slang coasters! https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas/products/slang-coasters

]]>https://bbs.spacc.eu.org/new/post/https://masto.ai/users/vagina_museum/statuses/115650775256330877https://bbs.spacc.eu.org/new/post/https://masto.ai/users/vagina_museum/statuses/115650775256330877Tue, 02 Dec 2025 15:53:04 GMTLo, we abhor not this cuddly womb. It's a plushie uterus! And the eggs are detachable and magnetic, which is really satisfying to play with. https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas/products/plushie-uterus

]]>https://bbs.spacc.eu.org/new/post/https://masto.ai/users/vagina_museum/statuses/115650769018772338https://bbs.spacc.eu.org/new/post/https://masto.ai/users/vagina_museum/statuses/115650769018772338Tue, 02 Dec 2025 15:51:29 GMTGashing through the snow! Everyone loves a tea towel, and this tea towel with vulvas illustrated by Charlotte Willcox showcases how vulvas are like snowflakes: every one is unique. https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas/products/tea-towel

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