They discontinued my cat's favorite chicken treat so now I'm searching things like "cooking chicken fillets for cats"

As a vegetarian since 13, it's hilarious that I might learn how to cook meat for my cat

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas this year is a profitable USPS

Sure, LED Zeppelin is great, but you should really upgrade to OLED Zeppelin

Yes, Mamdani would make a good mayor.

But have you considered that if he makes NYC better, your friends might leave your city for New York?

Paid for by Bostonians against New York

Theory: you can measure how good our society is by how easy it is to distinguish between The Onion and real news.

It's becoming really difficult to distinguish between The Onion and real news

Therapist: What gets you out of bed in the morning?

Me: Having to pee

Therapist:

Apparently there are wrong answers in therapy.

Cuba will now allow trans people to change gender markers without bottom surgery

Cuba Will Now Allow Trans People to Change Gender Markers Without Bottom Surgery

A new law allows trans Cubans to update their identification cards by request without providing proof of genital surgery.

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