@valhalla This is quite funny.

"Partly cloudy!
Partly cloudy!
Partly cloudy!
Weather Forecast!"

@valhalla Yeah it's a bit of a rollercoaster here. It will be up in the 30s next week.

The #Canberra overnight min is 5 degrees.

<insert sickos meme>

#CatsOfMastodon

Christmas Pippin says Santa’s reindeer actually love cat food, so leave a plate of that out this evening.

This just in:

Cats' tummies are very fluffy.

(Survey conducted between the 21st and 21st of December 2025. Sample size = 1)

Cats have the patience to sit in dark rooms and stare out the window for hours.

Also, they absolutely *do not* have the patience to wait the last 30 minutes before food time.

Find someone who looks at you the way a cat looks at you just before dinner time.

@treleanor I got one yesterday.

My house-sitter says the cat hasn’t forgotten me.

“Yes… thank you. It’s ok to cancel it. I probably don’t need that emergency flight to Canberra just yet.”

Maybe I could be the person who rings the bell at the end of tea break, and herds the nerds back to the conference talks.

I’d be a good nerd herder.