That lamp looks PISSED.

when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go

I open the door slowly, slipping inside. I keep a measured pace, breathing evenly, keeping my heartbeat low. Five steps, ten steps; I begin to relax. A voice calls from behind me, ”Sir?” I ignore it. “Sir, what’s that in your pants?” I walk faster. “Someone stop that man!” I run.

Disney Studios presents...
"The Fairy Godfather"

i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back