Bananas without the “B” is just…

Pineapple.

Isn’t the suggestion that chickens are dinosaurs like saying humans are squirrels?

Genie: What is your wish?

Boy: I wish I were you.

Genue: Weurd but alrught.

RIP Dinosaurs.

Can't believe it's been 65 million years already.

Always in our thoughts, forever in our hearts.

RIP Skype (2025)

Died a slow agonising death from years of neglect after being acquired by Microsoft.

Skype joins a growing list of messaging software that has died in the care of Microsoft.

• V-Chat (died 1995)
• Comic Chat (laid to rest 1999)
• Netmeeting (met demise 2007)
• Windows Messenger (croaked 2008)
• Meeting Space (expired 2009)
• Office Live Meeting (passed 2011)
• MSN Messenger (gave up ghost 2012)
• Qik (kicked bucket 2016)

*not a complete list.

Skype.
You will be remembered.
In a nostalgic kind of way.
For a while at least.

Did I mention that Australia defeated Voldemort on the weekend?

#auspol #dutton

Well that was definitely a movie from the’60s.

Barbarella reminded me of Captain James T. Kirk in a “having sex with aliens” sort of way.

Swimming in a giant bong?

I think I know what these guys are on…