Bananas without the “B” is just…

Pineapple.

Isn’t the suggestion that chickens are dinosaurs like saying humans are squirrels?

Genie: What is your wish?

Boy: I wish I were you.

Genue: Weurd but alrught.

RIP Dinosaurs.

Can't believe it's been 65 million years already.

Always in our thoughts, forever in our hearts.

RIP Skype (2025)

Died a slow agonising death from years of neglect after being acquired by Microsoft.

Skype joins a growing list of messaging software that has died in the care of Microsoft.

• V-Chat (died 1995)
• Comic Chat (laid to rest 1999)
• Netmeeting (met demise 2007)
• Windows Messenger (croaked 2008)
• Meeting Space (expired 2009)
• Office Live Meeting (passed 2011)
• MSN Messenger (gave up ghost 2012)
• Qik (kicked bucket 2016)

*not a complete list.

Skype.
You will be remembered.
In a nostalgic kind of way.
For a while at least.

Did I mention that Australia defeated Voldemort on the weekend?

#auspol #dutton

Well that was definitely a movie from the’60s.

Barbarella reminded me of Captain James T. Kirk in a “having sex with aliens” sort of way.

Swimming in a giant bong?

I think I know what these guys are on…

Why don’t more cockpits or command bridges have fur wallpaper?

Just watched Jane Fonda adjust her tongue box.

Universal Translator is a better name for it.

#Dgar is watching Barbarella for the first time.

pew pew

@deirdrebeth

#MayTheFourth be with you.

Them: Today I watched someone do fifty pushups.

Me: *nods

Them: Do you think could you do that?

Me: I don't want to brag but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups.

Goodnight beautiful people!

The 3rd is Election Day in Australia, so I’ll probably toot about that at some point.

Hoping for a good result.

This one is for the musicians and songwriters here who are looking for their audience.

Digital Busker
~ #Dgar

Dgar - Digital Busker

Choose your preferred music service

(ffm.to)

#DgarMusic #SingerSongwriter #MusiciansOfMastodon #Rock #Music #OriginalMusic

My friend was a struggling artist until he decided to just do sculptures.

He made over six figures last year.

Just watched Blazing Saddles.

They did some weird things to the fourth wall…