Pessimists can have a retro computer, as a treat

Subscribers can have an armhf-specific bug, as a treat

Mastodon users can have Universal Basic Income, as a treat

Vampires can have a smooth, quiet, and altogether delightful experience, as a treat

Gardeners can have an iced latte, as a treat

Girlkissers can have some new plants, as a treat

Queer people can have some chicken nuggets, as a treat

Readers can have a shitpost, as a treat

Queer people can have :3, as a treat

Everyone can have some new laptop stickers, as a treat