Pessimists can have a retro computer, as a treat

Subscribers can have an armhf-specific bug, as a treat

Mastodon users can have Universal Basic Income, as a treat

Vampires can have a smooth, quiet, and altogether delightful experience, as a treat

Gardeners can have an iced latte, as a treat

Girlkissers can have some new plants, as a treat

Queer people can have some chicken nuggets, as a treat

Readers can have a shitpost, as a treat

Queer people can have :3, as a treat

Everyone can have some new laptop stickers, as a treat

Kreechurs can have a little kiss on the forehead, as a treat

Scientists can have a demagnetised cassette tape, as a treat

You can have a loafing cat, as a treat

Poets can have an all-nighter, as a treat

Large Language Models can have a giant pile of dead hardware platforms, as a treat

Mathematicians can have some gender euphoria, as a treat

Folx that use they/them can have a surprise twist, as a treat

Wikipedians can have a glass of choccy milk, as a treat

Playstation players can have little a Salami, as a treat

Open source maintainers can have a smooth, quiet, and altogether delightful experience, as a treat