you ever get the urge to convert a 7th century catholic text into an apple II program?
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you ever get the urge to convert a 7th century catholic text into an apple II program?
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it's about sex, obviously.
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See there's a classic tumblr post that's 99% just "look at this flowchart from a book I read", a flowchart for when you're allowed to have sex with your wife in the early middle ages, according to penitential rules.
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Wait wait wait You weren't allowed to be naked???
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it's a flowchart! I'm a programmer! I went through a lot of classes that ineffectively tried to teach me to program with flowcharts
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so obviously I want to convert it to an actual program
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it's programming, retrotech, sex, and catholic miscellanea! I don't know what else you could want in a hobby project, frankly
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plus I'd get to calculate when feast days happen according to 7th church rules. now we're throwing in DATE PROGRAMMING to make this even more fun.
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I've been reading some of the documents this flowchart is based on, and I can extend it with some more sex-penances from other parts of the penitentials.
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fun fact: the penance for masturbation is less than the penance for mutual masturbation with another man.
So make sure you team up before fapping!
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I've actually never done much apple II stuff so I have to brush up on how to save and load files
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