Loads #Fediverse notifications@Tusky whimpersPhone bursts into flamesSpacetime folds in on itselfI'm playing Pasur with Dave Bowman in the hotel room at the end of timeThe unnerving space fetus is keeping scoreCaptain Picard's 42 palms are simultaneous...

[rl_dane@polymaths.social]

• Loads #Fediverse notifications
• @Tusky whimpers
• Phone bursts into flames
• Spacetime folds in on itself
• I'm playing Pasur with Dave Bowman in the hotel room at the end of time
• The unnerving space fetus is keeping score
• Captain Picard's 42 palms are simultaneously placed on his forehead
• The universe is singing its song to me:
  "Oooolwayyyz look on the broight soide of loife....!"

#Hellthreadia

@twizzay, I feel this toot was worthy of you.

[amin@polymaths.social]

@rl_dane

Summary: @pixx things that "kilomiles" is a metric unit.

[rl_dane@polymaths.social]

@amin @pixx

#evil

Although "Scandinavian mile" is metric. It's ten kilometers.

[steffo@a.junimo.party]

Questo post è eliminato!

[steffo@a.junimo.party]

@rl_dane @amin @pixx

so, since mile means 1000, and a kilometer is 1000 meters, is something being scandinavian increasing its size tenfold?

[amin@polymaths.social]

@steffo @rl_dane @pixx

A Texan mile is eleven kilometers. Everything is bigger in Texas.

[steffo@a.junimo.party]

@amin @rl_dane @pixx

woah!!!!