Kit Bashir (@Unixbigot)

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Kit Bashir (@Unixbigot@aus.social)

Loctite 999 is an advanced multi part adhesive suitable for bicycle headset alignment, hyperdrive injector port retention, and workplace pranks. Part A consists of 92% degenerate strange quark matter in a preservative of antigluon superfluid. Part B (activator) is a proprietary blend of tau mesons and unpasteurized cottage cheese. After admixture of parts, an event horizon forms within 90 seconds, preventing separation of parts until the post-proton era. PRECAUTIONS FOR USE ⚙︎ Do not allow part A to contact eyes, skin or planets before activation ⚙︎ If contact with inactivated part A occurs, instant conversion to strange matter is certain ⚙︎ Mix parts using only the supplied bamboo stirring stick ⚙︎ Do not lick the used stirring stick ⚙︎ Unused admixture may be used on the chair seats of crew mates or coworkers WARRANTY VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY PHYSICS #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

Aus.Social (aus.social)

> Loctite 999 is an advanced multi part adhesive suitable for bicycle headset alignment, hyperdrive injector port retention, and workplace pranks. Part A consists of 92% degenerate strange quark matter in a preservative of antigluon superfluid. Part B (activator) is a proprietary blend of tau mesons and unpasteurized cottage cheese. After admixture of parts, an event horizon forms