Exploding eucalyptus tree dropped this chunk of bark on me while walking the dog.

[futzle@old.mermaid.town]

Exploding eucalyptus tree dropped this chunk of bark on me while walking the dog. At least its bark was worse than its bite.

[valhalla@social.gl-como.it]

@futzle waitasecond. you have *trees* that randomly explode and try to kill people nearby?

[david@theblower.au]

@valhalla @futzle Well yes, it *is* Australia.

[valhalla@social.gl-como.it]

@david @futzle now that I think about it

do you think that there would be enough Australian communist antifascists willing to settle in a commune on mars? the level of lethality of the environment should be right about what you're used to, right?

and this way there would be somebody over there to defend the planet from the late stage capitalist distopia that musk wants to create

you know, keeping the red planet red and stuff like that

[david@theblower.au]

@valhalla @futzle I dunno, it might be better just to ship all the fascists there. Let them have their space colony, then set up planetary defences so they can't come back.

[valhalla@social.gl-como.it]

@david @futzle but there is science to be done on mars!

can we put the fascists on a spaceship, close it shut and then throw it into an earth volcano, so that it doesn't pollute space?