@sam I see (C) what you did there...

[tealeg@mastodon.online]

@sam I’m quietly pondering on the odds of a person who conceived of such a joke acquiring and retaining an affectionate connection with a member of the opposite sex

[lucydev@wetdry.world]

@sam oof i dont think you can xD

[sirwumpus@tilde.zone]

@sam
Learn metric, the majority of the world uses it. It makes scientific sense. Make computations much easier. Otherwise for the southern Canadians below the Great Lakes you could ask Google to do the conversion (as long as you have power and internet).

-11C (-28C wind chill) here.

[neingeist@mastodon.social]

@sam your gf is cold as ice

[gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@sam @jpmens

It might feel like she's being cold, but it'll all work out…0K

[doodledonut@equestria.social]

@sam If her body temperature is consistently that low she probably needs medical attention.

[scott@loves.tech]

That's cold.

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@sam @TindrasGrove always trouble when dating outside one's measurement religion

[yora@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@sam 0 is freezing, 100 is boiling. 25 is nice. That's all there is to it.

[vivi@arff.archandle.net]

@sam@mk.woem.space my [27F₁₆] girlfriend [639₁₀] responds with a packet header error and refuses our connection every time i try to speak to her over TCP/IP, can we ever repair our relationship?