Imagine going to the counselor and they pull out that classic "how do you feel" chart but it's all neocats

POV you used Python for literally anything

#shitpost

frfr no cap tho `pwru` is fyre

https://github.com/cilium/pwru

eBPF is the future, losers

Don't believe me?

- eBPF o11y
- eBPF FIREWALL
- eBPF shell
- eBOF UEFI
- eBPF contraceptives

Still haters meow?

#shitpost #ebpf #linux

#shitpost #JSON #BSON

Who decided sprint planning was Poker and not Tetris?!?

#Agile