Towel's haunted

STOP 〜 Before you proceed, we must verify your age.

Do you have an age?

What's your favorite credit card number?

If I close my eyes and move real slow, no one can see me

@Sempf A zucchini casserole made with 1 zucchini

Internal workings of the Fediverse algorithm

@cR0w @scottwilson The #GetFediHired is our linkedin here lol

Don't you dare = Do not you dare

Rock on, my friends! ⁠

Multilingual analog clock face

#SilentSunday ⁠⁠

@JessTheUnstill "Your call is very important to us. Did you know you can visit our website at _____ for blah blah" x100

Weeeeee!

Visual representation of me getting the fuck out of Florida.

@mametsuko What is it, Tofu?!

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