LMAO and it's not even the first time the physics nerds turned lead into gold what's remarkable is they've gone from smashing atoms together to just shaving a bit off the top! Wow!

ALICE detects the conversion of lead into gold at the Large Hadron Collider
In a paper published in Physical Review C, the ALICE collaboration reports measurements that quantify the transmutation of lead into gold in CERN's Large Hadron Collider (LHC).
(phys.org)