Torn between awe at this badass sleeping location (seriously, we have so many cat beds in this house) and horror at what I was inflicting on my cat… I replaced the middle spikes with a headed pad. There is regret… and laundry… in my future. By my hands were tied by the villains who run this joint.

#NorahNeko developed a habit of urinating on the sofa (a protest move while I was away). Waterproof covers and enzyme sprays have been insufficient, so I resorted to rather abhorrent plastic spikes. But #CasperCat seems to have absorbed city pigeon skills on the street and gives exactly zero fucks

@grb090423 I often wear a jacket when it’s too hot or not likely to rain JUST FOR THE POCKETS.

In silent screams of the day:

Me: [trying to slide my smartphone into my pocket, but the pocket isn’t deep enough]

Dude next to me on the train: [Stuffs a 500ml drink bottle into his trouser pocket and pulls out a book.]

For those curious about the conclusion to the Thai plug degeneracy, the sockets seem to accept ALL THE PLUGS.

A personification of Thai plugs sits outside my hotel in Bangkok. If true love requires the right adaptor, then it must be sheer practicality that drives the country to use five different electric plug configurations

Innocently googles, “what plug adaptor do I need for Thailand?”

Google: it’s plug roulette, friend.