A brief guide to Unix editors:

- vi is a trap
- vim is Stockholm syndrome with keybindings
- neovim is a lifestyle brand
- emacs is a religion
- nano is a cry for help
- micro is nano with imposter syndrome
- helix is TikTok vim
- kakoune is vim for people who hate vim

I can order a spool of filament from China for 5€ including worldwide shipping, customs, a container ship, and a minor geopolitical tension.

Local delivery: "Sorry, shipping is expensive."
Container ship crossing the planet burning dinosaur juice: "Nah it’s fine, I got you."

Please, make it make sense.

#3dprinting pro tip:

You don't need to keep buying silica gel for your filament dryers!

Just drop a full packet once and you’ll be finding little orange beads in your workshop for the rest of your life. So easy!

I like to window-watch the parking lot and take bets on how many times people hit "lock" on their key fob.

- one-click-confident girl (walks away while pressing the button, doesn't even look back)
- insecure dude (click click click click click)
- final boss: same guy, but comes running back 2 minutes later to violently test the door handles

Human psychology in a parking lot.

FIFA giving Trump a peace prize is the most FIFA thing FIFA has ever FIFA’d.

The risks I take are calculated, I just suck at math.

My Twitter follower count keeps rising more ever since I stopped posting anything over there.

Either I'm mysteriously fascinating... or that place is 50% fake accounts chasing abandoned timelines.

"Le sigh."

Missed opportunity for GitLab, really. Federated git services would actually make me switch in a heartbeat.

https://gitlab.com/groups/gitlab-org/-/epics/260#note_2910231358

BREAKING: Local man discovers he can change keybindings, wallpaper and fonts, immediately announces new revolutionary Linux "distribution".

Experts baffled by his immunity to imposter syndrome.

The future of software:

AI writes insecure code -> AI finds a vulnerability -> AI exploits it -> AI patches it -> AI writes a blog post about it.

Better get a large supply of popcorn and watch this shitshow.