It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.postato in Uncategorized
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"How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?"postato in Uncategorized
"How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?"
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"Ford," insisted Arthur, "I don't know if this sounds like a silly question, but what am I doing here?"postato in Uncategorized
"Ford," insisted Arthur, "I don't know if this sounds like a silly question, but what am I doing here?"
"Well you know that," said Ford. "I rescued you from the Earth."
"And what's happened to the Earth?"
"Ah. It's been demolished."
"Has it," said Arthur levelly.
"Yes. It just boiled away into space."
"Look," said Arthur, "I'm a bit upset about that." -
"Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin.postato in Uncategorized
"Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.postato in Uncategorized
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.
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In the beginning the Universe was created.postato in Uncategorized
In the beginning the Universe was created.
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Such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the Theory of Indeterminacy.postato in Uncategorized
Such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the Theory of Indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.
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For a moment or two the old man didn't reply.postato in Uncategorized
For a moment or two the old man didn't reply. He was staring at the instruments with the air of one who is trying to convert Fahrenheit to centigrade in his head while his house is burning down.
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"Some factual information for you.postato in Uncategorized
"Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?"
"How much?" said Arthur.
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And as they drifted up, their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.postato in Uncategorized
And as they drifted up, their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.