What if we kissed in the Costco Cave?

I bring a "mentally sound" in a way that the fedi does not expect nor enjoy

seasonal gender check: do you feel like you?

fedi instance owners:
do you use a VPS service, and if so, which one?

(non-instance owners, can you please spread this around? Thank you!)

how to make a chuckya instance from scratch (buying vps)

in all seriousness if someone can link me a thing on how to install and configure this then thatd be great

looking for someone to give me an unending sense of dread and unease. hmu if you can provide

if you ever hear someone say "i'm gonna watch all of one piece" just know it will never happen because it's longer than THE ENTIRETY OF THE SIMPSONS

@vozercozer
that's the most "let me in :3 i won't do anything bad :3 i just wanna talk" ass sounding thing

i bet if i let em join then theyd be a spam bot or something
because there's NO way it wouldn't be that

who are you. why are you applying to join my instance. i need to KNOW you bro

shout out. not to anyone in particular

i just want you to scream

hey doctors of the internet is it a bad sign if you hear a constant amen break loop playing faintly in the background

wait who the fuck is this guy

WHY IS IT GETTING LOUDER

you ever Feel like you're turning into dust

the mediterranean sea as a concept is insane. what do you mean theres a giant sea thats fed by only a tiny gap. why are there so many mountains and islands. what do you mean it only started existing a couple million years ago

@steffo
Sorry, forgot to mention. I'm going no item

@steffo
I beat the water cooler in 2 tries and Tenna in 3 or 4. The cooking mini game took me 5 and jackenstein is on my 8th attempt now. Goddamnit

(Keep in mind, I'm on a pacifist run)

@steffo
This guy is SO HARD for no reason whatsoever

important linux question
im trying out linux for the first time on a spare old laptop from like, 2015
im mainly using it to get a feel for linux, and hence, I am using Linux Mint due to its frequent mentions of ease of use and beginner-friendliness.
Should I use Cinnamon or Xfce?

#linux #linuxmint #poll

@steffo
eligma bals

The inner machinations of my mind are an eligma

I was told by someone that i was talking in my sleep today
I was speaking completely coherently, and in a hurry for some reason
I was saying stuff like "I need 2 oranges. I need them for a picture", like I don't remember that dream at all
I apparently needed some oranges though