"Abolish ICE" is the slightly right of center position.

"Prosecute ICE employees under RICO" is the moderate position.

"Dox the identity of every single fucking ICE goon and show up at their houses with guillotines on their front yards" is the radical position.

Hey I have a crazy idea, journalists. What if we stopped moving on.

What if, the very next time the President of the United States says something objectively batshit crazy and demonstratively false, we didn't move on from that topic. That's the interview now. And maybe the next one too. And the one after that. And we just keep asking follow-up questions about the batshit crazy thing the President apparently believes. Questions like:

- So you think it's normal to get lopsided tattoos above the existing tattoos that explain the tattoo but in a different ink color and a MS Paint standard font?

- So in your mind, any picture containing the characters "MS-13" whether real or photoshopped, means we can ship the person pictured off to a concentration camp without a hearing?

- So, you think all the other pictures of his hands that have been taken, all the other videos, and all the people's memories who have actually physically seen them in person, those are all photoshopped, and the only real one is the one in your hands?

Stop. Moving. On.

Ask the questions and make him fucking explain himself.

Talking to men like they talk to us:

10. Oh that's so cute that you're a male doctor! I really believe that boys can be almost anything they want to be.

9. You own your own business? Boy boss! Now tell the truth, who helped you start it, your mother or your wife?

8. Go home and change into something less slutty. Your suit and tie is very distracting to the women who are actually trying to work.

7. You little army men are adorable! I love your little pixie cuts and matching outfits.

6. Are you kidding? I LOVE men's sports. I watch the NBA *and* the Men's NBA. I even have a copy of Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Men's Basketball. The one with realistic jiggle physics.

5. It's so nice that your wife lets you work. I'm not against it at all. How do you manage to balance your little job against your fatherly duty of raising a family?

4. What you don't understand about [topic] is [detail about topic he just told me].

3. You should smile more... [wait for the smile] Good boy.

2. Misandry? I didn't even notice that you're a man, honey. Get over yourself.

1. Hi gals!

"Criminals don't get due process."

Bitch due process is literally FOR people who are accused of a crime. That's the ONLY people it's for. It's "innocent until PROVEN GUILTY" remember?? What the fuck do you think the "proving" part is??

STAR TREK 33 YEARS AGO:

"I am female. I was born that way. I have had those feelings, those longings, all of my life. It is not unnatural. I am not sick because I feel this way. I do not need to be helped. I do not need to be cured. What I need, and what all of those who are like me need, is your understanding and your compassion.

"We have not injured you in any way, and yet we are scorned and attacked. And all because we are different. What we do is no different from what you do. We talk and laugh, we complain about work, and we wonder about growing old. We talk about our families, and we worry about the future. And we cry with each other when things seem hopeless. All of the loving things that you do with each other, that is what we do. And for that we are called misfits and deviants and criminals.

"What right do you have to punish us? What right do you have to change us? What makes you think you can dictate how people love each other?"

#TransRights #LGBTQRights #StarTrekHasAlwaysBeenWoke

Who could have guessed that the guy who makes cars that spontaneously explode and burst into flames and also starships that spontaneously explode and burst into flames and also websites that spontaneously explode and burst into flames would also somehow cause our economy to explode and burst into flames.

Nazi rally in your town? Let me introduce you to:

Apple cider vinegar water balloons

Benefits include:
- nontoxic
- stinks REALLY bad
- everybody can ID the Nazi later after the hoods come off
- fun
- fuck Nazis

Bonus:
- add a teaspoon of glitter for extra obvious Nazi visibility

If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck and it sieg heils like a duck, it's a Nazi duck.