This is one of the dumbest comics we've made.

Oh George, you sly dog.

Good for them.

That's good to know.

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-that time the waitress said "enjoy your meal" and you said "you too"
-you hoped nobody noticed
-everybody noticed
-they think you're so dumb

Vegans and vegetarians can get great use out of these claws too. Assert your plant-based dominance by stabbing your fist into a watermelon and proudly raising it overhead for all to witness.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for Alpha Grillers Meat Claws, on sale for 44% off. I'll be honest with you. I don't even own a grill, I'm just gonna pretend to be Wolverine with these.
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