I suggest that you avoid purchasing any products or services from #Adobe.
I base this on my recent experience with Adobe, buyng an upgrade — that fails to run on my computer. There is (apparently) no way for a customer to talk or correspond with a human being at Adobe. Because I have no record of any (impossible) correspondence with any Adobe human, Adobe and my credit card company both decline to issue a refund. REPEAT: I suggest that you avoid purchasing any products or services from Adobe.

Ig Nobel Prize winner buys a castle and donates it to the townspeople [La Voz de Galicia] https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/yes/2025/10/29/eminencia-reproduccion-asistida-construir-viviendas-asequibles-jovenes-compre-castillo-canyelles-26-millones-donado-vecinos/00031761739699694232264.htm

Joshua Mhlakela [pictured here, in a screen capture from his webcast] was 14 years too late to become a co-winner of an Ig Nobel Mathematics Prize — too late in making his prediction that the world will end at a particular, specific time. That particular time is this week. https://improbable.com/2025/09/22/predicting-the-end-of-the-world/

TODAY — The 35th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony and webcast. Thursday, September 18, 2025. https://improbable.com/the-35th-first-annual-ig-nobel-prize-ceremony/

Every year, the Harts travel great distances to attend the Ig Nobel Prize ceremony in person. In this quick video, they invite you join them in the audience at this year's ceremony on Thursday, September 18, 2025. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zab6IOWVxRw

And who will he hire to make this statistic officially, that’s-what-the-Supreme-Court-will-say, true? "FACT FOCUS: Trump says he’s cut drug prices by up to 1,500%. That’s not possible” https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-trump-prescription-drug-prices-drop-b3e5bf8a98310de45e39d3911d112979

Who will he fire for allowing this scandalous drop in the murder rate? "Murders dropped nearly 15% last year, FBI data shows" https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/murders-dropped-nearly-15-last-year-fbi-data-shows