We sent people to the moon using little more than an abacus connected to a double-a battery.

Now I need more computing power than was produced in the entire last 40 years to open one fucking page of text.

We have strayed so far from God's light.

The computer is showing the desktop. There are no other applications running.

The computer is using 8Gb of RAM.

I am going to yeet this thing into the fucking sun

"An error has occured and Premiere needs to close"

Well that was unexpected.

Attempting to open a video project on the day job laptop.

I will see you in three to six business days.