Republicans used your tax dollars to pave over the rose garden at the White House, then used your tax dollars to host a group of billionaires for a dinner party.

So remind me again, why aren’t we taxing billionaires out of existence?

Dear Media,

It isn’t the Department of War. There is no Department of War. The name of the department is specified in law, and only Congress can change it. It is the Department of Defense, as it was last week and last year. Stop parroting bullshit.

Kthxbye

Thanks assholes. So here’s the deal — I’m not over 65 and I don’t have qualifying health conditions, so I don’t qualify for a COVID shot now.

I FUCKING GET SPRAYED WITH COVID ALL GODDAMNED DAY AT WORK. I WORKED THROUGH THE WORST DAYS OF THE PANDEMIC, I STOOD IN LINE FOR MY SHOT, I GOT PTSD, AND NOW THAT PUSILLANIMOUS WEASEL WHO HID FROM COVID IN 2020 SAYS I DON’T NEED A SHOT. FUCK HIM AND EVERYONE THAT VOTED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Thanks for coming to my rant session.

Hey assholes — I see a miscarriage most shifts. Some days I see two or three. They happen ALL THE TIME.

Stop fucking assuming every woman who loses a pregnancy is aborting it intentionally. First off, they probably aren’t. Second, it’s none of your goddamn motherfucking business. Third, if you’re so sure these are all humans, give the mom some fucking space to process the loss.

Buncha fucking guys whose wives never talk to them about the miscarriages they have had. Says a lot.

Running proposed medical research studies through IRB is about to get more exciting. I’ve never had to put a “what happens if the grant goes up in smoke in the middle” section in, but folks will need to start considering that. There is a huge ethical problem with starting people on a trial intervention (for instance, new cancer drug), only to suddenly stop all treatment, follow up, and data collection. How does one plan for that?!?

DoD saying that the purge of info on Navajo code talkers was the fault of AI. Well guys, who set the parameters for that LLM? Racist fucks.