“the fools. they marry poems and drive them, and then demand that they be weapons. can you imagine how sharp a poem has to be to resemble in function, even remotely, that of a weapon…?”

So, hey, guess who has a writing credit on a Richard Garfield-designed card game?

Not that one, the good one.

https://nullsignal.games/blog/announcing-vantage-point/

to give you an idea of how present and happy about the Internet I am today, it all just mushed hard in my head so hard that I typed 'amazon.com' trying to go to reddit

I was writing copy to explain that print-on-demand MakePlayingCards cannot print full-size cards (unlike everything else I produce), and I just realized that it's really funny that of the top 4 sellers of xCGs on the market there are three (!!!) different card sizes.

PTCG and MtG use 'standard' or 'imperial' Poker cards (2.5" × 3.5"). Bandai TCGs use 'metric' or 'Japanese' Poker cards (63 mm × 88 mm — an imperial card rounded down). And Yu-Gi-Oh uses B8 — 4 mm thinner on the width than that!

I do not cherish the death of any person, but I sure as hell celebrate the death of a violent man.

Hey, early 2000s trans peeps, tag yourselves by the Yoshitoshi Abe anime that fucked with you:

It's happening! It's real!!!!!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!! I'm making a game!
https://lily.network/@witchesrevel/115113970426196387

Turns out I keep being correct about the correlation of “politician is willing to destroy homeless people’s life on camera for electoral points” and “politician is deeply corrupt, does not stand for their professed ideals, and will leave people in their care to get ultrafucked at their convenience”.

And the only two times I made this correlation it was about Democrats.

please wait, regrowing face