Well, Mastodon, I await your greatest blues brothers takes

uhhhh *furries

First they came for the transgender people, and I said nothing because I was not transgender.

Then they came for the furies, and no one knows what happened after that because the net went down and no one could fix it.

Europeans have started asking me, "you all have guns, why aren't you shooting the police?"

(They don't really know the difference between local PD and ICE)

"We're gonna steal all your smart people lol" https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@EUCommission/114455936227703585

@mattblaze thank you for your willingness to serve.

And this wonderful photo taken by my friend @ugo

A day out in Paris.

People keep talking about AI and crypto coins as things that are popular and interesting. But Fentanyl is also popular and interesting, so y'all will need a better argument than that.

@GustavinoBevilacqua we should definitely write a proposal for the EU.

Instead of implementing Chat Control on all our communications, perhaps the EU should consider bugging all our houses and public spaces in case we every mention children and sex in the same 10 minute period, and then we could just be arrested on the spot.

Starvation is absolutely one of the most horrific ways to die. You don't go quickly. You eat yourself from the inside. The pain is unfathomable. Even gassing is a more merciful death than forced starvation.

One of the worst parts of the whole American debacle for me is that now I know who Pete Hegseth is and I can never go back to being that person who didn't know him.

One day we'll look back on this AI era the same way we look back on lead poisoning and bleeding patients to restore humors.

Ugh, I don't want to let Apple update anymore because I just assume they're pushing AI slop and slop generators onto my machine, to make it slower, more evil, and trying to cripple my mind.

When Congress returns next week, remember that they could stop Trump's rampage any time they want. Don't let their fecklessness and crocodile tears fool you. They could take back their authorizations of presidential power in a day. They are enabling all this, as bad as Trump himself.

Has anyone checked if Congress is still alive?

I started on an Apple IIe. I first saw the net on a Next! I've used a bit of everything over the years, but I'm just done, at least until they get out of this phase. It makes the late 90s look fun and respectful. (Admittedly this is all for the next time I have money to buy shit)

(I typed ive in second sentence of this post and it autocorrected to a horse dewormer associated with fascist idiots which, I promise, I've not typed into my phone. Where did you go insane, Apple?)

I really miss back when my phone just fucking worked.

@mattblaze @whybird @BlueDot I like to use California ballots to jump scare Europeans. Never fails.