I’ve just discovered an ex-tv presenter I KNOW to be gay is now married to a fellow tv presenter (female) and has two kids and I am shooketh. I know I shouldn’t be. I was sure he’d be happily same-sex married now.

Folks, I’d be thrilled if you’d vote for me for Mr. Bear Ireland. AND share this post if you wouldn’t mind.

Voting closes tomorrow at midday.

https://bit.ly/Vote4RobBear

I got offered a job as door security. I’m taking this as a massive compliment.

I’ve had an awful nights sleep and today I have to meet Norma Foley, the minister for Children, Disabilities and Equality (yes, that’s all one department!). I’m so not in the mood to meet her! Like, she’s okay but she’s part of Fianna Fáil who are awful!

Lo Pan had 3,000 years of virginity and still managed to find TWO women. Meanwhile, I can’t get a message back from “Fit Dom Top” with a neck tattoo and six pack, who lives 5km away. God is homophobic.

I have to go to the shops. I do not want to people today.