His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard.

Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)

His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard.

Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)

You are as a candle, the better burnt out.

Henry IV Part 2 (Act 1, Scene 2)

Thou art the cap of all the fools alive.

Timon of Athens (Act4, Scene 3)

A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene 6)

You mangled, toad-spotted, pigeon-livered, pumpion!

I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands.

Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)

I scorn you, scurvy companion.

Henry IV Part II (Act 2, Scene 4)

You unmuzzled, crook-pated, open-arsed, toad!

That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?

Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)