May we present: Clit-mas pressies for the discerning muff-lover in your life.

May we present: Clit-mas pressies for the discerning muff-lover in your life. Give them a gift which will put a (vertical) smile on their face. International dates for delivery before Christmas are approaching, so *snatch* these goodies up now... https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas

Gashing through the snow! Everyone loves a tea towel, and this tea towel with vulvas illustrated by Charlotte Willcox showcases how vulvas are like snowflakes: every one is unique. https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas/products/tea-towel

Lo, we abhor not this cuddly womb. It's a plushie uterus! And the eggs are detachable and magnetic, which is really satisfying to play with. https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas/products/plushie-uterus

Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We all love a funny rude word. And coasters are exceptionally useful for protecting your coffee table. Combine them both, and look - slang coasters! https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas/products/slang-coasters

You have no gift to bring, front-bum-a-front-bum? Sometimes people are difficult to buy for. Get them a gift card, and they can pick whatever they like. https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas/products/gift-card

We might not have frankincense and myrrh, but how about some gold? This necklace is a favourite in our fanny family, and we know some of your friends will love it too https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/merry-clitmas/products/cunt-necklace