Talking to men like they talk to us:

[lana@beige.party]

Talking to men like they talk to us:

10. Oh that's so cute that you're a male doctor! I really believe that boys can be almost anything they want to be.

9. You own your own business? Boy boss! Now tell the truth, who helped you start it, your mother or your wife?

8. Go home and change into something less slutty. Your suit and tie is very distracting to the women who are actually trying to work.

7. You little army men are adorable! I love your little pixie cuts and matching outfits.

6. Are you kidding? I LOVE men's sports. I watch the NBA *and* the Men's NBA. I even have a copy of Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Men's Basketball. The one with realistic jiggle physics.

5. It's so nice that your wife lets you work. I'm not against it at all. How do you manage to balance your little job against your fatherly duty of raising a family?

4. What you don't understand about [topic] is [detail about topic he just told me].

3. You should smile more... [wait for the smile] Good boy.

2. Misandry? I didn't even notice that you're a man, honey. Get over yourself.

1. Hi gals!

[gustavinobevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org]

@Lana