Bad apples are good for making cider, if I'm not mistaken.

How many bad apples is too many bad apples?

Remember: A deal without mutual benefits is just extortion.

Can anybody point me towards a study that says people are worse drivers than they were 5 years ago? I have multiple anecdotal evidences to share.

Meanwhile, my brussels sprouts have bolted. The internet tells me I planted them at the wrong time, and that I should pull them up, and start again at the correct time of year.

In my defense, I only planted them when I did because there were seedlings available at the local nursery, and I assumed the timing was OK. Turns out I was simply tricked by capitalism.

#GardeningAU

Sorry, Rolling Stone: you can take your ads and fuck off.

Oh my fucking god people! You're keeping tiny trees in tiny pots: OF COURSE THEY WON'T LOOK "NATURAL"!!!

Oh no - I've started reading a flame war thread on a bonsai forum...

Is there a #MicroPlastic powder I can buy to add to my food? Times are tough, and I'd like to skip the middle man if possible.

For no particular reason:

#ACAB

Are you conservative, or are you just a cunt?

Unrelated: when you mistype "potato cake omelet", it looks a bit like "cameltoe".

@GustavinoBevilacqua What is wrong with a simple, cheap torque wrench, for fuck sake? When the internet collapses, we'll be left with a bunch of weak-wristed dullards who don't understand the world.

I'll happily pay more* for a hammer that doesn't feel the need to connect to the internet for firmware updates or location details.

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*I'll actually pay *less*, because I will point out the sales guy and his manger that this hammer doesn't have full connectivity, and they will cave, because they are wage slaves who just want to go home.

If my Bluetooth earmuffs ever connected properly or reliably to any fucking source I nominate, my opinion of #SmartTech might be somewhat less dismissive.

The most recent tech bullshit atrocity I've seen is the scissors with a laser on them. Nobody needs these, because they cannot work, and whoever came up with the joke should think long and hard about their life choices.

"Anybody can become President" was a warning we did not heed.

My impact driver does not need to know which bit I'm using. My car does not need to know if I intend to change lanes. My oven doesn't need to know what I'm cooking.

I want usable, repairable tools, not statistically probable advice or robotic tsk-tsking.

#DumbThings #DIY #RightToRepair

@MelissaBearTrix Can you fix my horoscope?

A play in three acts:

#ThanksAusPost